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Gand, we have as of this morning destroyed in a fiery cauldron all corporate swag items your…
We are nobody’s vassal.company sent to us, lo, these many years ago. ¶ We are nobody’s vassal. ¶ As soon as Richard S. Rider logs in remotely, he will post documentary evidence to our Instagram and to the company blockchain. ¶ As per the Terms, (§ 3) I am writing formally to notify you that your claim is null and void; reason: Items’ lifetime has ended.
Gordon GilmanDec 4, 2015
Swag EULA [draft]
END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENTYou (the “User”) have been sent by Us (“We”, the “Company”) CORPORATE SWAG ITEMS (the “Items”) in the value of $__________(BTC). [fill in value] ¶ By opening this package, you agree to the Terms of Service (“TOS”, the “Terms”, “EULA,” the “Agreement”) which follows. If you do not agree, do not open the package. ¶ You agree to be bound to the Company as an unpaid advertising vassal for the duration of the lifetime of enclosed Items.Gordon GilmanDec 3, 2015
UPDATE TO TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR THE CURRENT REALITY MODEL (DRAFT)
CONFIDENTIAL TO EXECUTIVE BOARD (Gordon Gilman, Richard S. Rider)Guys — here’s the draft TOS we were talking about. Please have a look and suggest changes/edits etc. Want to do this ASAP (before the Flash Mob scheduled for next Thlurbsday). ¶ Best, ¶ Rog ¶ — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — - ¶ UPDATE TO TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR THE CURRENT REALITY MODEL (DRAFT) ¶ PLEASE READ AND CLICK “ACCEPT” TO PROCEED ¶ Welcome to the Existosphere (in general the “Reality” paid or registered areas of Early Clues are the “Corporation”), owned and operated by…
Roger HollidayDec 1, 2015
Gang, why don’t we just start posting the EC TOS update docs here and do it iteratively?
Roger Holliday, Richard S. Rider — if we’re doing nothing wrong as a company, we have nothing to fear by public exposure of our “inner…workings,” right? ¶ So let’s “get the ball rolling”… I’ll go first. ¶ I was always inspired by U2’s TOS: ¶ I wonder if Bono wrote this? ¶ Do you think we can get away with doing a credit check too?Gordon GilmanDec 1, 2015
Dear Hack Tennessee,
I am the Product Manager at EarlyClues.com, a small consultancy firm out of Las Vargas. Several of my agents at our help desk have elevated…“tickets of concern” to me from their queue which appear to have origins somewhere in your vast server farms: ¶ Are you able to provide me with a test account on your State-API, so we can try to help you debug? ¶ Sincerely, ¶ — Product MGMT.
Product ManagerNov 19, 2015