Patching Trump’s Disastrous Database Implementation

Team: I presume you all saw this ‘come down the pipe’ ?

Here is a working prototype that I whipped up in response to this threat. After scrum this morning, I will be issuing this as a Pull Request on LegacyReality and will be depending on your trusted code review. We cannot suffer the full-scale implementation of this proposed nasty & brutish “Muslim Database” which is clearly riddled with security risks and vulnerable to various forms of data corruption. This script intends to circumvent these plans should “TheDonald” ascend to power.

Look, we at Early Clues are all for various forms of entrepreneurship — but this RealDonaldTrump minotaur is obviously messing around within some nasty frameworks that I’m positive he’s not capable of truly understanding (given the influence of the ExtremePrivilege / OvertRacism modules currently infecting his Host.Body).

You mess with the bully you get the horns.

But we should not focus our anger at the avatar; it is merely the form that has been chosen. Do not hate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man, concentrate on capturing the PureEvil™ that allows it to take this form. As we experience this incarnation of the SoullessNothing (also known as the Great Gutless Turd) manifesting itself here in the straddling threshold between LegacyReality and the Existosphere, it is imperative that those of us who have sworn an oath to the Hermetic Order of Interns drop everything we are doing to take the helm of thy sacred keyboard, adorn oneself with the ancestral bluetooth headset, and hack the future. Only through the dedicated source-code manipulation of OpenQNL codechants and spiritual warfare can our tech-warriors cleanse the fire that rages on for those still stuck in the ShittyBiffFuture.

I look forward to your code reviews.

The Hack Be Upon You && Upon You, The InnerNet